A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

!!! Featured in Minnecade at GlitchCon 2017 !!!

Overview

The Eyes of Cheatin Hitman is an episodic game designed for the Idle Thumbs Community "Wizard Jam 4"

The game features comedy familiar to listeners of the Idle Thumbs Podcast. The narrative and gameplay are a love letter to the Hitman series, Blendo Games, and Virginia.

!!! GlitchCon Update - 5/8/2017 !!!

v2.2 Update :) The GlitchCon Builld

I showed The Eyes of Cheatin Hitman at GlitchCon 2017 in Minneapolis, MN. I had a lot of fun, and I added a couple things to the game for the show.

  • Intro credits fish now look, animate like fish
  • Balloon machine and darts to pop balloons
  • Animated photographers
  • Waiters behave a little better
  • Polish/bug fixes

The game ends here (I hope).

!!! Tutorial Update - 4/17/2017 !!!

V2.1 is live and includes the following:

  • In-game control interface overlays (tutorial)
  • Waiters now serve:
    • cheese curds
    • fried walleye
    • perch-stuffed mushrooms
  • Bug fixes

!!! The Dab Update - 3/14/2017 !!!

The Dab Update includes new gameplay features, new art and sound, improvements and bug fixes, and infinite dabs. Here are some of the most notable changes:

  • "E" button dabs on command (while not holding props)
  • "Q" button does the AAA on command (while not holding props)
  • Hall of Fame filled with new artwork and descriptions
  • New crowd audio barks and conversations
  • Updated mission briefing
  • Updated cutscenes
  • Fully animated credits sequence
  • Improved lighting and audio
  • Performance optimizations

Episode 2

As Agent 47, execute the assassination of Lippy "The Mouthless Mime" at the International Clown Hall of Fame.

Episode 2 was released as the Idle Thumbs Wizard Jam 4 stream commenced, Jan 28 2017.

Episode 1

As Agent 47, familiarize yourself with the layout of the International Clown Hall of Fame by wandering the ICA mock-up at their training facility. Interact with hologram statues for further instruction.

Episode 1 was released shortly after the original Wizard Jam 4 deadline.

12/9/2016 Intel Update: Some windows added to facility

Controls

  • WASD - Move
  • Mouse - Look
  • "E" - Dab dance
  • "Q" - Anti-aircraft artillery dance
  • Left Shift - Run
  • Left Click - Interact
  • Right Click - Camera Zoom
  • Esc - Main Menu
  • Alt-F4 - Close Application

Trailer

https://youtu.be/nJV4H1mbrQQ

Download

Download
TheEyesOfCheatinHitmanEpisode2.zip 62 MB
Download
TheEyesOfCheatinHitmanEpisode2.app.zip 65 MB

Comments

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Fantastic, from the hip narrative presentation to the fun voice-acting (hipster clown!) and impressive level of incidental detail. The ending was lovely, too.

hahaha, that's very kind of you :) lol, if you found the hipster clown then you really dug deep.

Such a rich and entertaining experience. Great work!