A downloadable game for Windows and macOS


The Eyes of Cheatin Hitman is an episodic game designed for the Idle Thumbs Community "Wizard Jam 4"

The game features comedy familiar to listeners of the Idle Thumbs Podcast. The narrative and gameplay are a love letter to the Hitman series, Blendo Games, and Virginia.

!!! Tutorial Update - 4/17/2017 !!!

V2.1 is live and includes the following:

  • In-game control interface overlays (tutorial)
  • Waiters now serve:
    • cheese curds
    • fried walleye
    • perch-stuffed mushrooms
  • Bug fixes

!!! The Dab Update - 3/14/2017 !!!

The Dab Update includes new gameplay features, new art and sound, improvements and bug fixes, and infinite dabs. Here are some of the most notable changes:

  • "E" button dabs on command (while not holding props)
  • "Q" button does the AAA on command (while not holding props)
  • Hall of Fame filled with new artwork and descriptions
  • New crowd audio barks and conversations
  • Updated mission briefing
  • Updated cutscenes
  • Fully animated credits sequence
  • Improved lighting and audio
  • Performance optimizations
Episode 2

As Agent 47, execute the assassination of Lippy "The Mouthless Mime" at the International Clown Hall of Fame.

Episode 2 was released as the Idle Thumbs Wizard Jam 4 stream commenced, Jan 28 2017.

Episode 1

As Agent 47, familiarize yourself with the layout of the International Clown Hall of Fame by wandering the ICA mock-up at their training facility. Interact with hologram statues for further instruction.

Episode 1 was released shortly after the original Wizard Jam 4 deadline.

12/9/2016 Intel Update: Some windows added to facility


  • WASD - Move
  • Mouse - Look
  • "E" - Dab dance
  • "Q" - Anti-aircraft artillery dance
  • Left Shift - Run
  • Left Click - Interact
  • Right Click - Camera Zoom
  • Esc - Main Menu
  • Alt-F4 - Close Application




TheEyesOfCheatinHitmanEpisode2.zip (61 MB)
TheEyesOfCheatinHitmanEpisode2.app.zip (64 MB)


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Fantastic, from the hip narrative presentation to the fun voice-acting (hipster clown!) and impressive level of incidental detail. The ending was lovely, too.

hahaha, that's very kind of you :) lol, if you found the hipster clown then you really dug deep.

Such a rich and entertaining experience. Great work!